cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

Got nominated for “Best Actress” at our Drama end of year party last night and what happens? People boo me…. brilliant.

Who can I murder??? Seriously let me come at them, I’m all ready to go moriarty on dem bitches.

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I am absolutely sick of getting upset by the issue of equal marriage coming up on question time.

alcantumble:

Waiting for people to understand that acronyms are made up of letters. Not letter. 

Couldn’t have put it better myself.

(Source: safetyscissorsandglitter)

I am absolutely sick of getting upset by the issue of equal marriage coming up on question time.

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand