May 2013
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fuckyeahtxtposts:
i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand
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I am definitely too old to cry every time...
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So one of my flatmates has a friend who clearly thinks I’m really weird and always argues with everything I say when I try and start conversation and everytime she’s in my flat it sets me on edge and makes me really uncomfortable.
Now I wanna go in my kitchen but I can’t ):
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I know this is really unlike me...but I have 4...
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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
the-nocturnal-fangirl:
iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:
helena-castor:
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first...
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tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
richardarmitge:
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
dunwall:
connorkawaii:
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
mishasteaparty:
mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
germany
iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
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Does anyone fancy coming to watch the Sherlock...
circletines:
my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
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My essay on Dracula is veering very close to...
cas-get-into-my-ass:
neocosplaycat:
letdeathfindusfullyalive:
tumbledore-:
What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?
Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming
Bound in leather and chains
would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
n3ck-deep:
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
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