Lisa, 20, British, History student at Cardiff University , National Trust volunteer and Hufflepuff. Things I like: Glee, Merlin, Doctor Who, Pillars of the Earth, Sherlock, the Tudors, Blades of Glory, Game of Thrones, Coupling (UK), Harry Potter, Up Pompeii, Bandom, Starkid, Chuck Palahniuk, Jane Austen, playing Trombone. Twitterhttp://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/Tumblr (3.0; @safetyscissorsandglitter)http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tobeymacguire.tumblr.com/post/48533136963">tobeymacguire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex</span></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50859120739http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50859120739Sun, 19 May 2013 23:51:22 +0100AMENPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45003977c5cba115ded066b41318a7db/tumblr_mmpb4xvRpE1qj1q3po1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9faea801fd3bd01ad1dc017098a0bf81/tumblr_mmpb4xvRpE1qj1q3po2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50854969840http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50854969840Sun, 19 May 2013 22:57:30 +0100teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5033f463bf8bb094f1ab57eb8cab2a8/tumblr_mmwavr303A1r552v4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenytigress.tumblr.com/post/50577740745/so-this-guy-in-my-english-is-doing-a-project-for">teenytigress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50843749512http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50843749512Sun, 19 May 2013 20:40:35 +0100richardarmitge: she was a girl he was a boy can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://richardarmitge.tumblr.com/post/50778613926/she-was-a-girl-he-was-a-boy-can-i-make-it">richardarmitge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>she was a girl</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/db1322dc32ef0b2d7cbd41db452c050e/tumblr_inline_mn0x3rjYGi1r2s6ul.jpg"/></p> <p>he was a boy</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f29b25b4586d91ba9439668f0b22d3a0/tumblr_inline_mn0x44luv01r2s6ul.jpg"/></p> <p>can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50835449193http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50835449193Sun, 19 May 2013 18:55:56 +0100cleverwittystatement: inbetweenthelineart: I HAVE BEEN WAITING...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cltgypuB1qd9agqo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cltgypuB1qd9agqo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cltgypuB1qd9agqo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cleverwittystatement.tumblr.com/post/37907845024">cleverwittystatement</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inbetweenthelineart.tumblr.com/post/30684527655/i-have-been-waiting-for-this-gif-set-ever-since-i">inbetweenthelineart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR</p> </blockquote> <p>OUR DAUGHTERS DAUGHTERS WILL ADORE US AND WILL SING IN GRATEFUL CHORUS</p> <p>WELL DONE</p> <p>SISTER SUFFRAGETTE</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50797488054http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50797488054Sun, 19 May 2013 08:42:54 +0100dunwall: connorkawaii: “take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points” at least the...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dunwall.tumblr.com/post/50759986860/connorkawaii-take-a-shot-for-every-time-the-uk">dunwall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://connorkawaii.tumblr.com/post/50759747824/take-a-shot-for-every-time-the-uk-doesnt-get">connorkawaii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/49f8c2f7ab7f414a043b4f0285ba9124/tumblr_inline_mn0k5wH5m91qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>at least the alcohol is free</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50762199307http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50762199307Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:13 +0100mishasteaparty: mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill: kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mishasteaparty.tumblr.com/post/50758218400/mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill">mishasteaparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill.tumblr.com/post/50755845091/kahterinepierce-but-if-greece-wins-who-pays">mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kahterinepierce.tumblr.com/post/50755273721/but-if-greece-wins-who-pays-for-eurovision-next">kahterinepierce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>but if greece wins</p> <p>who pays for eurovision next year?????</p> </blockquote> <p>germany</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0bf8f5cfedf8882fe8a561aa9fbb3810/tumblr_inline_mn0j7aaBjS1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50759165457http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50759165457Sat, 18 May 2013 22:31:41 +0100iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwillalwaysshipyou.tumblr.com/post/50742341443/in-europe-we-dont-say-i-love-you-we-say-12">iwillalwaysshipyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50752086280http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50752086280Sat, 18 May 2013 20:54:59 +0100haildorothy: In case of confusion <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/315cfb7d2b27696bef451815bc53c1e8/tumblr_mn0e1dIt9R1qkcdaao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haildorothy.tumblr.com/post/50750120948/in-case-of-confusion">haildorothy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In case of confusion</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50751872824http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50751872824Sat, 18 May 2013 20:51:59 +0100Video<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JQwYiPwkwbc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50728979037http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50728979037Sat, 18 May 2013 15:16:14 +0100 charlene kaye - postcard series [1/10] - i dream an ocean <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/151b3457bc31c657a701cfccb0770334/tumblr_mmwrvd8Kdu1qga2cro1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97c847b9ed483a47f11f0204e37bcdda/tumblr_mmwrvd8Kdu1qga2cro2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3639266ed395092446725c026270fc6/tumblr_mmwrvd8Kdu1qga2cro3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a778a700a5ada61ec720c3f45b3aba11/tumblr_mmwrvd8Kdu1qga2cro4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/582be8dca57c4d7f10ab77160222b181/tumblr_mmwrvd8Kdu1qga2cro5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d67c22a785212720515a8fb61f4b028b/tumblr_mmwrvd8Kdu1qga2cro6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <div> <p><em>charlene kaye - postcard series [1/<a href="http://josephswalker.tumblr.com/tagged/pcseries">10</a>] - i dream an ocean</em></p> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50719304431http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50719304431Sat, 18 May 2013 11:25:38 +0100Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df7122ec5522f0ebac34c69d10e47e94/tumblr_mlr5jrB7DH1qied7co3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7013036d78d8afb9fe872ca2b96d1920/tumblr_mlr5jrB7DH1qied7co2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b308b2ae53ad3193602c765f241f434e/tumblr_mlr5jrB7DH1qied7co1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84c1df51180af0520d32997ca40153b7/tumblr_mlr5jrB7DH1qied7co4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2122cf186cd59ab08ef6a0a3e733c323/tumblr_mlr5jrB7DH1qied7co5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58b525d23c9e273001fec85c2c8b0e10/tumblr_mlr5jrB7DH1qied7co6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50719008628http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50719008628Sat, 18 May 2013 11:15:50 +0100theblueboxonbakerstreet: curiousgeorgiana: theladyofthorns: ...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cumiYNAG1rswfk2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cumiYNAG1rswfk2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theblueboxonbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/40903168063/curiousgeorgiana-theladyofthorns-a-man-is">theblueboxonbakerstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curiousgeorgiana.tumblr.com/post/33450320398/theladyofthorns-a-man-is-regretting-giving-the">curiousgeorgiana</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theladyofthorns.tumblr.com/post/23465108171/a-man-is-regretting-giving-the-power-of-life-and">theladyofthorns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/a-man-is-regretting-giving-the-power-of-life-and-death-to-a-vengeful-11-year-old">#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/a-man-should-have-expected-this-to-go-badly">#a man should have expected this to go badly</a></p> </div> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/a-man-did-not-think-this-through">#a man did not think this through</a></p> </div> </blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/a-man-looks-at-his-life">#a man looks at his life</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/a-man-looks-at-his-choices">#a man looks at his choices</a></p> </div> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50682470296http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50682470296Fri, 17 May 2013 23:47:24 +0100cumbermums: In which the interviewer is Tumblr. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/711837a06d22c558fdbf7c77bb39f207/tumblr_mmx4z7KtfI1rcgpm7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e75689ee22e141d12ab1eaa70c748b47/tumblr_mmx4z7KtfI1rcgpm7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/50639531431/in-which-the-interviewer-is-tumblr">cumbermums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In which the interviewer is Tumblr.</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50645267615http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50645267615Fri, 17 May 2013 12:03:12 +0100Does anyone fancy coming to watch the Sherlock filming with me? I don't wanna stand there on my own ):http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50569340410http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50569340410Thu, 16 May 2013 11:47:55 +0100sherlock filmingcardiff university<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/2d2f02d05415138e5f23efef6121b6f2/tumblr_inline_mmv3clthaH1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50528917179http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50528917179Wed, 15 May 2013 23:48:27 +0100 GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec55ce398b48851077ca9b27fe61ca0a/tumblr_mmt0ijxUHZ1qzx54ao1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING</span></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50522009016http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50522009016Wed, 15 May 2013 22:35:36 +0100circletines: my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circletines.tumblr.com/post/28387094072/my-milkshake-brings-mostly-ants-to-the-yard">circletines</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard</p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50508480618http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50508480618Wed, 15 May 2013 19:16:23 +0100camelotowl: Perfect Human Beings- Katie McGrath <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3170ac1c2716f3662e3e05893899bd14/tumblr_mm6yoesJc61rlajoco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f03365b3af68a7d3f920cbb5662d1d34/tumblr_mm6yoesJc61rlajoco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11de8195770eea66c05fd45141d3aee9/tumblr_mm6yoesJc61rlajoco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://camelotowl.tumblr.com/post/49525893809/perfect-human-beings-katie-mcgrath">camelotowl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Perfect Human Beings- </em><strong><em>Katie</em></strong> <em><strong>McGrath</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50499498205http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50499498205Wed, 15 May 2013 16:22:11 +0100REBLOG ALL THE KATIE MCGRATHI just love her a lot. Alot.Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c144f24826acecc6097d6b7a89f071a/tumblr_mkrn59JXX51s40hdzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50496267050http://safetyscissorsandglitter.tumblr.com/post/50496267050Wed, 15 May 2013 15:09:40 +0100